- Tomorrow, Facebook will change its privacy settings to allow Mark Zuckerberg to come into your house while you sleep and eat your brains with a grapefruit spoon. To stop this from happening, go to Account>Home Invasion Settings> Cannibalism>Brains, and uncheck the “Tasty” box. Please copy and re-post. It will save lives.
- When asked if she liked the circus, Erin said "Again!!!!"
- Erin: Can I have some juice? Me: Sure, what kind? We have apple and orange. Erin: Orange. I want orange juice. I pull out the container of juice and a cup. Erin: No, the other orange juice. I ask if she means the other container. Erin: No, the other kind of orange juice: milk.