- RT @DadBoner: Probably a buncha unemployed idiots headin down to the Y right now, thinkin they’ll train for the gold. In what? The Burger King freestyle?
- RT @NBCDelayed: SPOILER ALERT: London to host 2012 Olympics
- RT @DemetriMartin: When I stub my toe it’s like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.