Paul Rudnick: My Crush on Nate Silver

Paul Rudnick: My Crush on Nate Silver : The New Yorker

I know that you’re openly gay but that’s fine because we can just hang out and you can say things like “I think that Harry from One Direction is 73% cuter than Louis although Louis is 21.8% funnier than Harry and my model predicts that they would both really like you, Emma, even though they both look 100% like Kristen Stewart, only less rugged.”

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