Truth in Advertising

So we stopped at the gas station on the way home tonight. This was the Shell at the intersection of Northeast Cutoff and Rt 70. I’m pumping the gas and notice there’s a sign flapping around above the pumps. It’s for Lowes.

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(Yes, horrible picture. It’s cold and rainy.) It says “We’re closer than you think.” and below that it gives a location – the intersection of I-495 and MA 62. Which is all well and good, except that the closest Lowes is less than a mile away in the opposite direction, at Lincoln Plaza.

Not only are they closer than we think, they’re apparently closer than they think either.

Introducing The Dread Pirate Roberts Action Figure

Introducing The Dread Pirate Roberts Action Figure

I so totally want the “Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya” shirt.

Concerns of Dyslexic Evangelicals

Concerns of Dyslexic Evangelicals

Dyslexics of the world, untie!

It’s As If Tom Brady Was Playing Pop Warner

It’s As If Tom Brady Was Playing Pop Warner:

A couple of days ago, dt reader Monica, inspired by “Irish twins,” coined a term that, I think we all agree, must catch on immediately:

Brady Twins n. plural: Babies born within nine months of one another and sharing the same baby daddy.

I completely support the idea of spreading this new term.
[thanks to greg @ Daddy Types]

Ninjas.

Ninjas kick ass.