» Funny http://neilbert.com/blog Interesting stuff I find or think. Fri, 18 May 2012 17:57:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 F*@#ing Matt Damon by JimmyKimmelLive http://neilbert.com/blog/fing-matt-damon-by-jimmykimmellive/ http://neilbert.com/blog/fing-matt-damon-by-jimmykimmellive/#comments Mon, 12 Dec 2011 19:17:17 +0000 neil http://neilbert.com/blog/fing-matt-damon-by-jimmykimmellive/

]]> http://neilbert.com/blog/fing-matt-damon-by-jimmykimmellive/feed/ 0 Evan Taubenfeld “Merry Swiftmas” video by theblacklistclub http://neilbert.com/blog/evan-taubenfeld-merry-swiftmas-video-by-theblacklistclub/ http://neilbert.com/blog/evan-taubenfeld-merry-swiftmas-video-by-theblacklistclub/#comments Sun, 11 Dec 2011 01:16:44 +0000 neil http://neilbert.com/blog/evan-taubenfeld-merry-swiftmas-video-by-theblacklistclub/

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(Yes, horrible picture. It’s cold and rainy.) It says “We’re closer than you think.” and below that it gives a location – the intersection of I-495 and MA 62. Which is all well and good, except that the closest Lowes is less than a mile away in the opposite direction, at Lincoln Plaza.

Not only are they closer than we think, they’re apparently closer than they think either.

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I so totally want the “Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya” shirt.

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Dyslexics of the world, untie!

]]> http://neilbert.com/blog/concerns-of-dyslexic-evangelicals/feed/ 0 It’s As If Tom Brady Was Playing Pop Warner http://neilbert.com/blog/its-as-if-tom-brady-was-playing-pop-warner/ http://neilbert.com/blog/its-as-if-tom-brady-was-playing-pop-warner/#comments Fri, 16 Mar 2007 13:20:24 +0000 neil http://neilbert.com/blog/?p=57 It’s As If Tom Brady Was Playing Pop Warner:

A couple of days ago, dt reader Monica, inspired by “Irish twins,” coined a term that, I think we all agree, must catch on immediately:

Brady Twins n. plural: Babies born within nine months of one another and sharing the same baby daddy.

I completely support the idea of spreading this new term.
[thanks to greg @ Daddy Types]

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]]> http://neilbert.com/blog/ninjas/feed/ 0 Photoshopped road signs http://neilbert.com/blog/photoshopped-road-signs/ http://neilbert.com/blog/photoshopped-road-signs/#comments Sun, 21 Aug 2005 13:24:47 +0000 neil http://neilbert.com/blog/?p=25 The folks over at Something Awful Something Awful chose road signs for this week’s Photoshop Phriday. I personally like the Men At Work one best.

]]> http://neilbert.com/blog/photoshopped-road-signs/feed/ 0 Meow http://neilbert.com/blog/meow/ http://neilbert.com/blog/meow/#comments Mon, 08 Aug 2005 00:48:09 +0000 neil http://neilbert.com/blog/?p=24 Today appears to be a “post a bunch of cat stuff” kind of day.

Part of the fun of having cats is poking fun at them. Stuff On My Cat understands this.

Cats looking at cats looking at cats looking at cats…. it’s the Infinite Cat Project.

]]> http://neilbert.com/blog/meow/feed/ 3 Even I know better… http://neilbert.com/blog/even-i-know-better/ http://neilbert.com/blog/even-i-know-better/#comments Sat, 09 Jul 2005 02:10:41 +0000 neil http://neilbert.com/blog/?p=19 Part of what I do at my job is write a little code. I admit, it’s VB 6 (not even the .NET stuff yet) and it’s probably horribly horribly nasty looking to anyone who actually knows what they’re doing. But it works, it gets the job done and I can fix it if things go awry.

That being said, I thin I know better than this.

(Originally found via The Daily WTF.)

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