- Tomorrow, Facebook will change its privacy settings to allow Mark Zuckerberg to come into your house while you sleep and eat your brains with a grapefruit spoon. To stop this from happening, go to Account>Home Invasion Settings> Cannibalism>Brains, and uncheck the “Tasty” box. Please copy and re-post. It will save lives.
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