This was a message left on my voicemail and transcribed by Google Voice:
“Hello, this is at the deli employee notification system with a message for Neil, Kelly press one. If you are. Neil, or press 2, to put this call on holdwhile you get that person, or transfer the call. If you are not this person or the person is currently unavailable press 3, to hang out, Hello, this is atthe deli employee notification system with a message for Neil, Kelly, and have a quicker at 151 to you sometime in Virginia that measured 5.9 onthe Richter scale almost felt along with you some support at this point regular business operations continue and there are no reports of anyinterest. Whatever. So Fidelity facilities. We’ll continue tomorrow situation and provide further information if needed. Thank you. Hey, do you.Goodbye.”
I think I’ll share a few of the better translations and post new ones as I get them.