Month: December 2009

Facebook Status Update for 12/16/2009

If you don’t know, as of today, Facebook will automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings –> Planetary Settings –> Trajectory then UN-CLICK the box that says ‘Apocalypse.’ Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all to see.

Facebook Status Update for 12/14/2009

Call the Nestle Crunch Hot line at 1-800-295-0051. When you are asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, just wait quietly for about 10 seconds and you will smile. (If you comment on this after listening, don’t give away the surprise) Keep going and press 4…listen to the options….then press 7.